Love, Jokes and Inspirational Quotes

  I never get “Jealous”
when i see my “EX” with someone else,
because my “parentS” always taught me to
Give my
Used TOYS

to the Less Fortunate :D

.. Olala.. :))

 

Always Choose Your Socks With Their Colors And Choose Your Friends With Their Characters............Because............
Choosing Socks With Their Characters Does Not Mean.........And Choosing Your Friends With Their Colors Is A sign Of A False Friend,......

I m not waiting for princess.......,
I m waiting for the one who thinks I m her prince...........:)

 

Day s change
Time s change
Climate s change
Year s change
Age is change
But

My
Friendship
will never change..

 

ang
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako

magreply ka!

mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!

 

ang
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako

magreply ka!

mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!

   

  

Q: Why There r Different

Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors ... =P =D

 

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

.. ahahahha wLa kah getz.. Basahag tarUng.. Logic.. :))

 

A recent poetry competition asked for a two line rhyme
with a very romantic 1st line
& a very unromantic 2nd line.

1 of the winning poems ..

''MY DARLING MY LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
MARRYING U HAS RUINED MY LIFE''

''I SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I AM DREAMING
THAT'S Y I WAKE UP SCREAMING''

''KIND,INTELLIGENT,LOVING AND HOT
THAT'S EVERYTHING THAT U R NOT''

''I LOVE YOUR SMILE YOUR FACE YOUR EYES
GOD I'M SO GOOD AT TELLING LIES''..:D

 

Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-

'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...

Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahahaha :P

 

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
i can tell you
that I LOVE YOU.
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... . I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY
BUT
i can tell you
thAt you LIVE in my HEART.
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. I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT
I can REMEMBER
when i FIRST saw you.
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. I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
BUT
I can tell
WHATS the REACTION
when you SMILE.
. .
I am BAD in PHYSICS
BUT
I can tell the
INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES
when they SEE you. .
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I am BAD in every SUBJECT
BUT
I can TELL ALL
I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU.
like if you like it:)

 

On the first day of school.,there was a student who died because of a poison in the library.

THE SUSPECTS:

English Teacher, Math Teacher, Science Teacher, Guard, Janitor,

Each of them said,
Science Teacher: Im at the Laboratory
Math Teacher: Im computing the grades
English Teacher: Im Teaching
Guard: Im sleeping
Janitor: Im athe the other building,

Now who's the killer?

 

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner &
say those three sweet words to you....
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Pay The Bill. .. :D

 

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! .. :)) lalingaw.. :))

 

A Fake Person Always Heart Others.............
But A Fake Smile Make Them Happy...............
So Always Be A Fake Smile Not A fake Person.....

 

 Life is like playing chess with god.
after yr every move,
he makes d next move,
ur moves r calld CHOICES
&
his moves r calld CHALLENGES....

 

Life is like playing chess with god.
after yr every move,
he makes d next move,
ur moves r calld CHOICES
&
his moves r calld CHALLENGES....

 

Loving hundred wrong persons may not even affect your life but...

Hating one right person may disturb your heart for the whole life......

 

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating...:P: ahahah tamah btaw noh.. :))

 

The timing of many dating relationships is equivalent to shopping for an outfit when you don't have any money; even if you find the "perfect fit," what can you do about it?

 

 "always smile because you never know who is falling for your smile :)

 

Feel Tension?
"Think Me"
Feel Sad?
"Call Me"
Feel Lonely?
"See Me"
Feel Slepy?
"Dream Of Me"
My Name is
"SELF CONFIDENCE"
Never Lose me

 

FACT:

Silence is a girl's loudest cry.
You will always know she's deeply hurt
if she's ignoring you. ♥

Agree?

 

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

 

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know..
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What?! :'(( (She starts crying..)

Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet.. :D
.. eTchOzzz :))

 

10 Months ago
I met her and thought "wow"..
9 Months ago
I was so happy to be with her..
8 Months ago
...She was perfect in every way..
6 Months ago
She was everything i'd ever wanted..
4 Months ago
I couldn't imagine life without her..
2 Months ago
She told me she had to move away..
1 Month ago
I seemed so lost, so broken..
1 Day ago
She left..
1 Hour ago
My heart stopped beating
Five minutes ago.. gihangak ko.. :))

 

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to save
someone.

... PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.

PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've
sacrificed your own life just 4 her.
maybe she's sad now,because of ur death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause d one that i
saved is D man that she loves...

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.

 

'вσу : baby i want to tell you something

gιяℓ : уes?

вσу : when you go home today thank your mom for me.

gιяℓ :okay but why?

вσу :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife ♥

.. nakz.. :))

 

 

A boy
was driving down the street,
was late 4 his exam & couldn't find a
parking.

Looking up towards the Heaven he
said, "Lord, If u find me a parking
space, I'll give up drinking smoking"

Miraculously, A parking space
appeared.

He looked up again & said, "Never
mind.. I found one" :D :P

.. ahahahah sipata rah... :))

 

 What will you do if one day the whole world will be on one side
and you on the opposite?
Simple just turn back and you will be the leader of the whole world.
Work smart.......

 

Attitude:

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GIRL: I Hate You.. =/
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BOY: What A Coincidence.. =p =D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

every minute is a GIFT...........
Thats why we call as ''PRESENT''..................:)

 

Obeying GOD sometimes seems like the hardest road to take but it is the only lifestyle that brings real peace and genuine joy.

Si Dota Nagiisa lang sa Mundo,
Si GF napakarami nyan..

Si GF iiwanan ka din nyan,
Si Dota hindi.

Si GF nagagalit pag NagdoDota ka,
Si Dota hindi nagagalit pag nag-GF ka.

Si Dota bente pesos lang ok na,
Si GF baka 200pesos kulang pa..

Pag nakakita ka ng ibang Hero
di nagagalit si Dota,
pero pag nakakita ka ng ibang Babae nagagalit si GF.

Si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap ng balikan,
Si Dota pag iniwan mo handa ka paren tanggapin..

Ano
Mas gusto mo?

--Dota o GF

----Dota Vs GF

 

"Hindi ka naman Kastila…
hindi ka Amerikano…
hindi ka rin Hapon…

Ang alam ko lang…
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ikaw ang sumakop sa puso ko!

 

Don’t set the alarm clock if you’re not willing to wake up, same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you if later your just gonna ignore her or him…

 

If every beat of my heart is caused by people who are my friends…
I just want to say, “Thank you, for keeping my heart contracted.

 

You’re the one who made the heaven.

You’re the one who shaped the earth.

You’re the one who formed my heart long before my birth.

I believe you always lead me.

All my days you have my faith.

All you’re thoughts told me I’m holy, full of love and grace.

You are the one. You are Holy.

You are worthy.

You are the one everlasting…

LORD, you are the one.

 

Being hurt is always a part of being in love; just bear in mind, every time you broke up with the wrong one; you get one step closer to the right one.

 

Sometimes we have to realize that some people can always stay in our hearts…but not in our mind.

 

“Sometimes it’s better to be clueless about what’s happening around you; rather than knowing every bit of information that silently kills you..

 

Patient is not about how you can wait, but how will you behave while waiting.

 

Some boys are cheaters.

Some boys are fakes.

Lousy lies are all they make.

You’ll see no bounds of what they can do.

Because boys these days, got boyfriends too!

 

Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people< (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath..

 

In childhood period we always wanted to grow fast
but
now while we are big, we realize that broken pencils and incomplete homework was much better than broken hearts and bitter experiences..

 

Take My Eyes But Let Me C U.
Take My Mind But Let Me Think About U.
Take My Hand But Let Me Touch U.
But If U Want To Take My Heart, Its Already With U . ♥

.. :)) oLaLa.. Love love love.. ~_~

 

L i f e
Is Not About The Quantity 0f
F r i e n d s
You Have.

It Is The Quality 0f The
F r i e n d s
You Have. . !!!

 

I strongly feel tht i've enough hearts who cares 4me..but many tyms lyf proves that it is just mah imagination...

 

The 3 Biggest Lies From Some Guys:
I’m Sorry
I Love You
I Won’t Hurt You.......... ♥ ♥ ♥
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The 3 Biggest Lies From Some Girls:
.I’m Fine
I.’m Not Mad At You
.I Don’t Love You....... ♥ ♥ ♥ WAAAHHHHHHHHHHH....LOLZ......

 

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

  

‎* TRUST Vs LOVE *

TRUST is a better compliment than LOVE,
Bcoz you may not trust the person you love..
But, you can always love d person whom you TRUST.

 

Great advise-

"Dont share your top secrets with any1..

Becoz,If you urself cant keep your secrets,

Dont expect somebody else to keep it...

 

Do you know y God created gap between fingers?

Because one day a True Love will come n Fill those Gap by holding ur Hands Forever..!

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to save
someone.

... PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.

PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've
sacrificed your own life just 4 her.
maybe she's sad now,because of ur death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause d one that i
saved is D man that she loves...

.. ouch..!! :((

 

I saw him on facebook, I added him!
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I saw him outside, I deleted him :D